This blog could help you poop better

<figure> <img alt="a lot of poop emojis on a red background" data-caption="" data-portal-copyright="Illustration: The Verge / Shutterstock" data-has-syndication-rights="1" src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/23891834/VRG_Illo_K_Radtke_226084_Poop_Emoji.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" /> <figcaption> </figcaption> </figure> <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><em>This is </em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/optimizer-newsletter" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Optimizer</a><em>, a weekly newsletter sent from </em>Verge<em> senior reviewer</em> <a href="https://www.theverge.com/authors/victoria-song" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"><em>Victoria Song</em></a><em> that dissects and discusses the latest gizmos and potions that swear they're going to change your life. Opt in for </em>Optimizer <em><a href="https://www.theverge.com/newsletters" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">here</a>.</em></p> <p class="has-drop-cap wp-block-paragraph">"I will explode your butthole with this poopmaxxer pesto," a calm Gen Z voice announced from my phone's speakers. "And don't worry, it doesn't taste like poop, unless that's what you're into … I don't know if Italians will approve of this, but it's for my … a-butt-a-hole-a!"</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">What followed <a href="https://www.tiktok.com/@hallysicle/video/7681734367999282463?_r=1&amp;_t=ZP-9A75mhfieD9">in that video</a> was actually a pretty good recipe. Two cups of blanched peas mixed into a fairly standard pesto recipe for a yield of 18 grams …</p> <p><a href="https://www.theverge.com/column/1002625/optimizer-fibermaxxing-wellness-health">Read the full story at The Verge.</a></p>