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The Verge November 13, 2026 negative

Let’s talk about Jensen Huang’s many affairs!

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<figure> <img alt="Digital photo collage of Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang." data-caption="" data-portal-copyright="Image: Cath Virginia / The Verge, Getty Images" data-has-syndication-rights="1" src="https://platform.theverge.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/25835739/STKP210_JENSEN_HUANG_B.jpg?quality=90&#038;strip=all&#038;crop=0,0,100,100" /> <figcaption> </figcaption> </figure> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Usually, we'd be offering to answer your questions about a news event, but honestly we don't really have any answers about what the hell is going on over at Nvidia. I can't speak for Nilay but <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/tef.bsky.social/post/3n22ztiobns24">at the rate Jensen Huang's new mistresses are dropping,</a> I am concerned we are approaching <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/tef.bsky.social/post/3n23235enwc24">an affair Singularity</a>. If things don't decelerate soon, we may be looking at existential risk. Maybe <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnbw0JOU6RA&amp;feature=youtu.be">the future of AI really does depend on Jensen's sex life</a>, but not <a href="https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/1029990/jensen-huang-the-spy-who-loved-me">in the way I was thinking</a>!</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">As much fun (?) as we are having with all the assorted ladies, it's important to <a href="https://www.theverge.com/podcast/1031260/nvidia-jensen-huang-resign-china-spy-scandal-ai-chips-trump">stay focused on what's really important</a>: <a href="https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/1032069/jensen-huang-resignation-affair-chips-smuggling">Chips and China.</a> President Donald Trump was repor …</p> <p><a href="https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/1032339/lets-talk-about-the-nvidia-shitshow">Read the full story at The Verge.</a></p>
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